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God Dave sucks! He makes me cry by telling me how they uthenize cats. It's horrible because my baby cat is pregnant and he says he'll take the kittens to the pound unless we can find homes for them. Then he goes on about how the mama never learned to be a proper mama since she herself was abandoned and how she won't know how to bite off the birth sacs and other such mother cat things. He keeps telling me how all the babies will die. It's awful. That man has a heart of stone. I hope I have enough painting money to take her to the vet in time to help her.
Dave is such a stupid bitch. The instant things 'round here started going to shit can be traced to when he came here to live. Anyone know the odds of a thirty-seven-year-old male dying in a freak accident?
Last night was a scene from "Hitler's Youth: The BITCH is back!" Mum took away, everything! I won't bore you all with details, but suffice it to say that there is now only four things She can do to hurt me (cuz she's done everything else): make me live with dad, jack my clothes and make me expose my sweet nudity to the world, cut off my oxygen supply, and kill the cat, whom I love. We got into a semi-fight last night, mum and me, she made me plant rose bushes in her yard for 3 hours (no I'm not exaggerating) and then when I kept muttering to her in spanish and equating her actions to those of Stalin when he starved nine million Ukrainians to death, she had a fit and kicked me out. Jokes on her though, cuz instead of beating me to a pulp as per usual Dad fed me pizza and let me watch movies. Ha!So there I was bawling in the back seat of the truck, and trying to escape via the window (which she rolled up on my boobs) for another hour or so waiting for my dad to come back to the rat hole, listening to her go on and on about how fucking abused she is. And to cap it all off, the greatest insult to injury, the whole sordid squashed in the back of a hick-truck time was gently soundtracked by country! You try having the fourth worst night of your life instrumentalized by "Whiskey Lullaby". I plan to rebel though, naturally. I won't just ignore her cuz that will make her happy and give her an undeserved glow of satisfaction, but I plan to display my own brand of civil resistance. Problem is, how do I proceed and get what I want without my soul drying up and dropping off my body like a dead wart. Advise?
I'm sure everyone who reads this will be impressed by my mad wicked skills. I'v somehow managed to bust off two temporary caps in as many days. So, yeah I can either bring previously undiscovered reserves of self discipline and not eat till the 26 (my next appointment) or I can just eat all the cookies I want and then brush my inner gums raw. Hopefully the little stubs of mis dientes that are left will hold out.
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I read once that dust free, when inhaled, will absorb into membrane fatty acids and affect memory and sensory development. I'm beginning to believe the articles because I bit into a piece of gum today and it tasted of ham not to mention I can't smell jack shit. I hope all my acids are okay.
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Mum must have thought she was pretty slick shit, adding parental controls back to my computer. Luckily for me it's a half day, so I just created myself a new screen name while she isn't here. I made it "Master Status" too, so no one can fuck around with it but me. Hopefully she'll not notice, so as long as I send her a request for a site now and then, and log in to MarriedtoSnape so it'll show up in her piddly little e-mail I should be fine. It's a gamble either way, but I suppose only time will tell if I shall be successful of not. Eat this madre!
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"Vampires Will Never Hurt You"And if they get me and the sun goes down into the groundAnd if they get me take this spike to my heart andAnd if they get me and the sun goes downAnd if they get me take this spike andYou put the spike in my heartAnd if the sun comes up will it tear the skin right off our bonesAnd then as razor sharp white teeth rip out our necks I saw you thereSomeone get me to the doctor, someone get me to a churchWhere they can pump this venom gaping holeAnd you must keep your soul like a secret in your throatAnd if they come and get meYou put the spike in my heartAnd if they get me and the sun goes downAnd if they get me take this spike and[Chorus]Can you take this spike?Will it fill our hearts with thoughts of endlessNight time skyCan you take this spike?Will it wash away this jet black feeling?And now the nightclub set the stage for this they come in pairs she saidWe'll shoot back holy water like cheap whiskey they're always thereSomeone get me to the doctor, and someone call the nurseAnd someone buy me roses, and someone burned the churchWe're hanging out with corpses, we're driving in this hearseSomeone save my soul tonight, please save my soul[Chorus]And as these days watch over time, and as these days watch over timeAnd as these days watch over us tonight[x2]I'll never let them, I'll never let themI'll never let them hurt you not tonightI'll never let them, I can't forget themI'll never let them hurt you, I promiseStruck down, before our primeBefore, you got off the floorCan you stake my heart? Can you stake my heart?Can you stake me before the sun goes down?And as always, innocent like roller coasters.Fatality is like ghosts in snow and you have no idea what you're up against because I've seen what they look like. Becoming perfect as if they were sterling silver chainsaws going cascading...italics is emo words/lyricsbolding is country sounding lyrics
1. Grab the nearest book.2. Open the book to page 123.3. Find the fifth sentence.4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.Here's mine! "If a descendant of Aaron has an infectious skin disease or a bodily discharge, he may not eat the sacred offerings until he is cleansed." -- From the Thompson Chain-Reference Bible (New International Version)
On this perfectly normal day, Headmaster Dumbledore had also called in one Mr. Harry Potter to join himself and Snape. As we all know, Potter was a good, caring young man with an ass like steel and abs to match. He was also quite good at knocking off evil wizards in his free time and enjoyed bowling accompanied by long walks on the beach.He sat in one of the chairs across from Dumbledore and eagerly awaited instructions. "What are we going to hit him with this time?" Potter asked, barely able to contain himself."Calm down, Potter. Your magically-induced erection is visible from here," Snape sneered.Ignoring the squabbling duo, Dumbledore got straight to the point while completely evading the question. "Something wholly amazing and absolutely bizarre is about to happen!"Potter gasped, "Oh no!""What can we do to stop it?" Snape inquired, feeling his own question was much more relevant to the problem. He was quite sure that Potter would flake at the first sign of trouble, the little toad."The only way to prevent this monstrosity from occurring is for you two to bond to each other - a completely made up wizarding tradition that allows you to be super powerful but unable to divorce no matter how much you hate each other. You were picked randomly, of course, Albus coughed discreetly and whistled under his breath.
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Now usually I don't condone this sort of silliness, but I was skimming jinryoko's journal and I found this. In the name of Gred and Forge Weasley I post you!http://www.geocities.com/lilblondie
Another fistfight screaming row with mum. Full of " You little brat"s (her) and "I'm going to kill you"s (me). My how touching, a mother daughter scene from Fight Club. Have marks up my arm where her nails bit into me, and I'm farly sure she has emotional scares from when I said I'd kill her if I didn't need her money. Don't know how in all fucking hell I'm going to ever, ever, ever smoothe this over cuz I think she hates me now.
So Ash and Devs seem to be on the brink of some sort of feud. As I already told Devan, I'm not angry or disappointed in anyone because a)I have no feelings and b) I have to be bludgened with truth before I "get it". I hope they resolve it soon though, because when ever I laugh with one I feel very Judas Eschiaret (if that's even how you spell it) towards the other, like it's a betrayal. Hopefully, tonight at church they will not only be bathed in the warm glow of Christ but also the lukewarm bathwater of friendship.Peace and LoveSplinched
True to form, my mom has grounded me....again. But, luck favors the prepared, so here I am taking advantage of some alone in the house time. Besides the fact that I am a prick who forgot Jana's birthday everything is fine and dandy. Live strong, die screaming like a vivasected babySplinched
Woot! Starvation before prom. The poop group is taking measures to withstand the tricksy whiles of delicious comida. We are even going to buy notebooks to document our transformation to ultra hot mega babes. Fat girls of the world unite!
Quick two second post to tell everyone I'm going to be consigned to hell for the next four days. Thursday-Sunday is going to be my punishment for past sins, I'm sure of it. God I hate, hate, hate my dad's house. Farewell
last night i did this guy:and it was mm mm good.splinched